SERIES WONDER WOMAN
"The Fine Art Of Crime""The Fine Art Of Crime"

Episode Number: 4, according to third season broadcast order and 2 according to third season production order. Episode number 26 according to “The New Adventures of Wonder Woman” run and 24 according to the series production order.

Production Number: 166832.
Air date: Friday, October 13, 1978.
Writer: Anne Collins.
Director: Dick Moder.

Guest Stars: Ed Begley, Jr. (Harold Farnum) / Joe E. Tata (Joe) / Michael McGuire (Moreaux). Special Guest Stars: Roddy McDowall (Henry Roberts). Cameo Appearance: Patti MacLeod (Mrs. Eilsworth). Special Guest Appearance: Gavin MacLeod (Mr. Ellsworth). Co-Starring: Joe Maross (Shubert) / George Caldwell (Heavy No. 1) / Mitchel Young-Evans (Berkeley Studend).

Other Titles: In Spanish: “Las Finas Artes del Crimen” / In German: "Die Vernissage" ("The Vernissage") / In Japanese (Romanji): "Kaitou! erekutoronikusu-ningyou" ("Suspense! Depending On Art") / In Italian: "La Fine Arte Del Crimine" ("The Fine Art Of Crime") / In French: "Le Crime Est Un Art" (Crime Is An Art").

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Diana Prince (LYNDA CARTER), at the insistence of Harold Farnum (ED BEGLEY, JR.) has joined him at an opening of the art museum of Henry Roberts' (RODDY McDOWALL) work. As workmen remove the drapes revealing Roberts' work, Diana is amazed that the statues are amazingly life-like, of everyday people -carpenter, butcher, farmer, woman walking a dog, etc.

     Returning to her car, Diana finds a photo of a glass bowl. From IRAC, she learns that a famous crystal bowl was stolen from a private collector. IRAC also supplies her with a list of people who might know where it is. Her first visit is to Shubert Goring (JOE MAROSS). While being escorted to his office, Diana notices a number of Robergs' statues. Goring realizes that she is suspicious and signals two heavies. After the meeting which proved fruitless, Diana returns to her car and notices some men walking behind her. She jumps into an elevator, whirls into Wonder Woman and waits for them to attack. Frightened, the two men dive into their car, the driver presses the accelerator to the floor, the engine races, tires shriek, but to no avail. Wonder Woman has thrown her lasso and the loop settles on the trailer hitch on the back of the car. She calmly walks toward the car and takes the two heavies into custody.

     In the meantime, Steve Trevor (LYLE WAGGONER) and IRAC discuss the number of witness which were recently stolen under the same circumstances. In each case, there were no windows broken, no locks destroyed, or no signs of forcible entry. Other than the bowl, there were paintings, art pieces, sculptures and the most recent robbery, Dr. and Mrs. Ellsworth's (GAVIN MacLEOD and PATTI MacLEOD) tapestry.

     Harold, who is writing a term paper on Henry Roberts' works, approaches him and questions his on how he makes his statues so life-like. Roberts ignores him, so he takes matters into his own hands. Sneaking into Roberts' lab during the evening hours, he sees many statues. With a penknife, as he is ready to perform surgery, a hand lands on his shoulder. He turns and sees the cop statue. Suddenly, another statue dives at him and as Harold avoids it, the golfer statue raises his golf club and hits Harold on the head, knocking him cold.

     Harold is placed in front of a console where Roberts sits. Roberts reaches for an appropriate dial labeled 'Farnum." His hand turns the dial and suddenly a faint electronic whine is heart. Harold blinks his eyes and he suddenly "unfreezes." He comes to and asks what was tone to him. Before Roberts can answer, a voice comes through a speaker and it is the voice of Lloyd Moreaux (MICHAEL McGUIRE), a patron of the arts. Moreaux explains to Harold that the realistic-looking statues are actually people in suspended animation. They are flesh and blood individuals frozen painlessly by a minute stream of electrons, delicately controlled by a neuro-impulse modulator. The statues "come to life" at opportune moments and rob museums and/or private collections of valuable items. Matter-of-fact, a prize possession was just stolen from the museum by a statue. The statue tied the museum piece around a piece of wire that was lowered through a small vent panel in the ceiling, and once securely tied, it was hoisted up into the vent. The statue then returns to its original spot in the museum. Harold is in a state of shock. He threatens with the IADC, Diana Prince and her connections and this is what Moreaux wants to hear. He signals Henry and soon a faint electronic whine is heart and -Harold "freezes" again.

     After talking to IRAC, Diana Prince decides to visit Henry Roberts' studio. But first, she whirls into Wonder Woman. Entering the studio, she is greeted by a number of statues and before long all the statues are sailing at her. She is confused when suddenly Roberts and Moreaux appear and tell her that Wonder Woman is going to be put in a state of suspended animation forever. As she is making her escape, an elevator door opens and Harold appears. He can not see nor hear her. He is frozen. They threaten to kill him if she does not go along with their plans.

     A unit is placed on her wrist where her bracelets usually are and a dial, labeled Wonder Woman, is turned. A faint electronic whine is heard and Wonder Woman is frozen. Roberts and Moreaux congratulate each other on getting rid of the only person who stood in their way of stealing everything in the world worth stealing. At Roberts' showing the next day, everyone is in awe at his new statues, especially the Wonder Woman statue. Suddenly Wonder Woman comes to life and leaps off her pedestal. With her lasso, she captures Roberts and Moreaux and within moments, all the statues cone back to life. She explains to Moreaux that she switched the modulator unit with her own bracelet. Harold is grateful and realizes that he must now complete his term paper. He apologizes to Diana that he can't take her to a fraternity party and will make it up to her. Diana sweetly tells him not to -worry; there is no hurry.

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